- Whats up? (classic)
- How goes it?
- How's my favorite person?
- Yo.
- Yo yo!
- Hi. (classic)
- Hello. (classic)
- Hiya! (slightly less classic but still classic nonetheless)
- Brother!
- Bro!
- Dude!
- My budddyyy friendddd! (my favorite XD)
- How are you?
- Friendo!
- My bestest buddy!
- (prep)Biffle!
- (prep)BFF!
- (prep)My BFFEAE!(Best Friend For Ever And Ever)
- How does your life go?
- Whats the good word?
- *high five*
- *windmill high five*
- *up slap down slap high five*
- *high five, miss* psych!
- *high five, miss, stroke hair* My hairrrr!
- *high five, miss, stroke hair* My squirrel!
Thursday, May 13, 2010
English/American greetings of epically-dumb proportions
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010
How was your day? Mine was fine. I don't really have anything to post about. So i wanna know about my favorite people ever. How was YOUR day?
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Monday, May 10, 2010
Dude...Why all the threadbare-fur-clothed felines?
Hey everybody! Whats going on?
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Sunday, May 9, 2010
Ah, Mother's Day, a day where we honor all of the women who went through hours and hours and hours of painful labor to make smart-alecky, non-cleaning-their-room, asking-for-50-dollars-y kids.
How exciting. Do you ever notice that everyone who was born has at least one day that they can do ALMOST whatever they want? Birthdays, father's days, mother's days. And even if you were just spawned and don't have a birthday, you have vacations, and stuff.
So what are we all complaining about? Do you ever notice that if its someone's birthday and they really want to do something and you STRONGLY oppose it, and tell them that, everybody in where ever you are gives you a serious evil eye?
Oh my god, if you do that on Mother's day to your mom, your SOOO dead. Well, those are some of my ruminations on this Mother's day, as i sit at the table in some beach themed resturant thats too crowded.
For a woman that gave me life. Can i complain?
I guess I cannot.
Your chipmunk,
~Geraldine.
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