Well...Here we are

My first post on my new blog! I feel so...So...Proud? Happy? Something between those. Anyway, now that i'm posting I feel sympathy for all the sporks posters. Dude! This is hard, bro. Nevertheless, I wanna thank you guys for keeping me entertained for 10 minutes a day. Now THATS hard stuff.

Do you ever look up at the sky at night, and wonder if a meteor could be barreling towards you? Or if someone's looking back? Or why you don't feel dizzy because, I mean, the earth IS spinning pretty darn fast, right?

I think there should be an ap for the Ipad that has a Shoop-Da-Whoop face that fires a laser at someone. Just so you can stand in a huge crowd, scream "I'M A-FIRING MY LASER!" and see how many people step out of the way. All the others are like, "Owww! Dude...That kinda hurt...I mean, ow, like, that burns! A little...Bro."

No but seriously, setting up this blog took me like four hours. I know its not much to look at, but half the time i got distracted by a video on Youtube, and you know what that leads to. You start out by searching "Cookie Monster sings 'Chocolate Rain'" and that leads to "Elmo on fire" and for some stupid reason, that leads to "Greatest Hits of Pat Benatar" and THAT goes to "Kitten Fight" and then...Then I end up outside feeding carrots to birds and I don't know how the hell I ended up there. Its a little unsettling, how a website where you can search videos can take over your actions. Fight the power.

I don't know if I can call this first post a success, but I do know one thing. I am so writing the date and time I click "publish post" because then I can celebrate the blog's birthday when the time comes. Thats always fun...I think...

Stay real.

~Geraldine the Chipmunk