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Thursday, May 13, 2010

English/American greetings of epically-dumb proportions


Have you ever really noticed how many greetings there are in the English language? Check it outttt:

  • Whats up? (classic)
  • How goes it?
  • How's my favorite person?
  • Yo.
  • Yo yo!
  • Hi. (classic)
  • Hello. (classic)
  • Hiya! (slightly less classic but still classic nonetheless)
  • Brother!
  • Bro!
  • Dude!
  • My budddyyy friendddd! (my favorite XD)
  • How are you?
  • Friendo!
  • My bestest buddy!
  • (prep)Biffle!
  • (prep)BFF!
  • (prep)My BFFEAE!(Best Friend For Ever And Ever)
  • How does your life go?
  • Whats the good word?
  • *high five*
  • *windmill high five*
  • *up slap down slap high five*
  • *high five, miss* psych!
  • *high five, miss, stroke hair* My hairrrr!
  • *high five, miss, stroke hair* My squirrel!
Why do we greet each other so crudely? And funnily for that matter...

Humans are weird.

Your chipmunk,

~ Geraldine

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

How was your day? Mine was fine. I don't really have anything to post about. So i wanna know about my favorite people ever. How was YOUR day?

Monday, May 10, 2010

Dude...Why all the threadbare-fur-clothed felines?

Hey everybody! Whats going on?


Does everyone hate Mondays as much as I do? I got out of bed this morning, surprised to find I had some energy at all, so I get to school, and go into my first class, and the teacher bores me to no end. So I'm walking outta there, and I'm absolutely NOT surprised to find I have about half the energy I came in with. Odd, huh?

Ahh, but my day went fine otherwise. I was happy for fifth period to come because I just sleep in that class. We're reading The Devil's Arithmetic, which is a good book, but the lady on the tape is like, "It...Was...A......................................................................horrible day for Shmuel....................................................................................................................Hannah..." And it makes it as fun as a day with a homicidal snail. And the teacher doesn't care if you sleep.

Yesterday was Mother's Day. It was fine. I went to this nursery place for plants, and you walk in and its kinda trashy, right, but it was a pretty cool place, so you walk in and you see like 4 cats and your like, "So this guy keeps cats...Cool, dude." and as your being led around, you see more and more cats and your like, "This is an unhealthy amount of felines, bro!". But then you come to this place with truck and a trailer, and between that you see like, forty cats, no lie.

I was completely confused. What kind of mental state do you have to be in to own all these cats? I don't get it! Some of them were mangy, and, despite the huge box of "Deli Cat" cat food, he couldn't feed all of them!

But I don't blame the critters. The whole place looks like a fruit-filled jungle. Most of them probably live off insects and lizards, anyway.

And that's all cool.

Your chipmunk,

Geraldine :3

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Ah, Mother's Day, a day where we honor all of the women who went through hours and hours and hours of painful labor to make smart-alecky, non-cleaning-their-room, asking-for-50-dollars-y kids.

How exciting. Do you ever notice that everyone who was born has at least one day that they can do ALMOST whatever they want? Birthdays, father's days, mother's days. And even if you were just spawned and don't have a birthday, you have vacations, and stuff.

So what are we all complaining about? Do you ever notice that if its someone's birthday and they really want to do something and you STRONGLY oppose it, and tell them that, everybody in where ever you are gives you a serious evil eye?

Oh my god, if you do that on Mother's day to your mom, your SOOO dead. Well, those are some of my ruminations on this Mother's day, as i sit at the table in some beach themed resturant thats too crowded.

For a woman that gave me life. Can i complain?

I guess I cannot.

Your chipmunk,

~Geraldine.