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Adventure Time!

*Come on, grab your friends, we'll go to very distant lands.With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human the fun will never end...ITS ADVENTURE TIME!*

Best show ever invented (except for the Phantom of the Opera)

But seriously, I'm 100% obsessed with this show. Why?

• Its a little kid's show (the best kind)
• It says "dude, bro, man, brother" and so on.
• It changes up what stereotypes small children have on certain subjects (vampires, kids, princesses)
• It teaches the small ones to use surfer dialect (dude, bro, man)
• Its hilarious.
• It put this sicckkkk twist on everything and makes it cool.

When something good happens, catch phrases are "slam-a-cow!", "S-mow zow!" and "Algebraic! (effectively making fun of kid's shows that teach math)"

Check out this montage song on "Evicted" the episode I saw that inspired me to write this overly promotive post. But before you click on it, let me tell you they were forced out by this vampire who said the house was her's, so know Finn and Jake are looking for a house. This video expresses everything I heart about this show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RjnkAGLIy4

Peace!

~Geraldine the Chipmunk

Mental Tic-Tac-Toe?!

Hey me blog buds! Dudeee, pirates bro.

Wait...Buds...are...flowers in training...Man....

BUT I digress.

On an unrelated note, here is "me trying to combine bro, man, dude, and homie into one sentence without sounding like a pothead". Can I do it!? Most likely odds: No. No I cannot. But it's fun to try new thingsssss! Yeah so I'm kinda into lists and stuff now, you guessed it. With that, you've unlocked the special super duper song! Its about nothing!!!!!

• Bro, how can all your fingers move at like one time dude, i mean man, homie! (pothead)
• Man, what is that, homie? (no bro)
• Dude, what are you doing, man, your all messed up, homie! (pothead)

The good part is I can't possibly combine all those words into one sentence which means I'm no pothead. Despite popular belief. Justtt kiddingg! (i refuse the "jk" that everyones obsessed with)

"But GERALDINEEEE! What does this have to do with Tic-Tac-Toe eeehhh!! Huh? Huh?!

HUH?!" *BING!* "Owww, dude, not cool bro, I mean man, dude, why did you do that, homie?" (SUCCESS!)

"Silly idiot, I'm about to tell that part right now!"

"Ooh!"

So, Hikari and I (good grammer! *hand flourish*) were doing some dumb notes in fourth hour, and me, being hyped up on randomness and boredom, blurted out,

"Have you ever been wanting to write an 'E' and wrote, like, an 'X'?"

Hikari: *weird face* "Umm, no."

Me: "Or wanted to write a 'T' and you wrote an 'O'?"

Hikari: *one eyebrow raised in a way that makes me super jealous because I can't raise one eyebrow like she can*"Like mental Tic-Tac-Toe?"

Me: *cracking up laughing*

Fourth hour teacher: "Chipmunk!!!"

Me: "Okaayy..."

So this is your very own Geraldine the Chipmunk, signing out with one last word:

IF I WAS TO PLAY MENTAL TIC-TAC-TOE WITH MYSELF I WOULD WIN.

I'm out!

~Geraldine